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Well, Eastern Europeans, no difference, is
it? Got a different take on things.... See things differently.
Do things differently. Disdain bourgeoise ideas - like employing
an upturned bucket. No such decadent trappings for these
boys. Show them a Cowand they just leap up and go at it
like a Bull! I laughed till I cried!
When Ian told me he had another * Eastern Bloc * effort,
I openly groaned in despair. Lord knows why! BALKAN BIZARRE
is an independent little bunch of separatists. Nothing wrong
there. And, lo and behold, even though I marched stoically
in, muttering about blood pressure. Running straight into
that bloody cow soon lightened the load on me. Well; For
a minute or two, anyway.
Ok, I actually ( being me) went straight to their "Information
Sheets"! Health - I'm always keen on that, so I hit
it. Immediately got an error and was redirect, I started
thinking this was just what I expected. Tried another one
on History, and found a very long screen I neither recognized
nor wanted to stop to read. It looked written with heart,
and as it's historical in context I'm certain it will provide
a lively read. Couple of familiar Fact Sheets. Bits were
sort of apart in subject, but how does one make the Geese
one and the Stallions one look in line with each other?
So, no marks lost there. But nothing really to add.
Films they mentioned and I'm sure they have a good selection
of those too, however that's really Ian's department. I'm
the pix man. And the pix man was really rather pleasantly
surprised. Let me work backwards for you, since I actually
started at the bottom of the lineup. Ok...The Dogs' Galleries,
probably the largest selection on site. Not unusual. Sorry,
folks. Dildoggery afoot. Several yards in fact. Nothing
else.
Photo quality, it must be said, could be better. Far be
it for me to send some poor Russian snapper to an early
appointment with a ditch. But there it is. Like that Bilara's
guy: Should have bought a fuckin' light meter, Ivan! The
quality of his work was only matched by that of the bints.
NOT impressed.
Horses next. Did the usual route - South American
Fat Slapper doing Leg Semaphor around some nag. Like they
do. ( WHY do they all do that? Only your Knee can get anywhere,
girls! Comprendre? No. ). But I did find a couple of shots,
later on, when the skinny and frankly bit fuckin ropey chic
turns up: Equine penis terminating at Human Vagina. * Look,
Ma: No Hands * No visable strings either, lads. She had
it there and it was holding there?
Eels? The Eels were dead. What good is limp
man of limp eel to lusty benefactory of a good orifice ramming?
I'll never know. But I'll be honest - some of those girls
had bums I could fuckin' ram. And there's be nothing limp
about me! ( Oh, except for the 'er, 'special tastes' model.
Bloody great pregnant girl! Ugh! )
Art? I'd draw your attention to the Art section. I couldn't
see an artists credit anywhere. The content was very Steve
Saber. The style was Saber. But the technique? Ok, in view
of the lack of credits, are we to assume they've meddled
with and misrepresented Saber? I don't know, and I can't
be bothered to run a direct comparison. But I'll tell ye'
what - It compares quite well and I'd say make sure you
view it.
Goats? They have goats. I'm not fond of portrayals of
goat sex as it often looks so brutal to me. Quite nice then
to find, amongst these some shots that seem to indicate
as much a curiosity about the animal as any careless brutality
so often evident. No Animal Welfare Officers standing by
- but maybe it's just the way this girl has a little finger.....then
a little taste.....? Looks natural. Good.
That Cow. Priceless! If you think of cunt when you think
of cow? You got it. Look: This is a big enough cow to go
round. Whatever you may require from a (clean ) cow, this
cow has in abundance. It's all done in great settings -
old post and rail, rough hewn fences? I almost expected
BODIL herself!
Instead we get HIM...The Leaper. People -
If Only they did a Review Admission Rate! $7.00 for 3 Days,
as many do. Then I'd send you streaming in there, if only
for that hilarious fuckin' cow sequence! You'd laugh till
YOU cried too! He'll do it to ye'. He's worth it alone.
This guy's set to become a Zoo Legend! Don't anyone EVER
give This boy a Bucket!!! ROTFLMFAO!
But there's the bloody rub. Cow Leaper is fantastic, but
he's set against an entire back drop of mediocrity. There's
just nothing else there to really want and at the full,
and in this case VERY FULL admission charge they're asking
- Sorry. The cow will escape one day. I wouldn't pay that
for the Premiere.
Packman®
Ian says:
Okay people, the Bestiality Porn Industry
wants to make as much money as they can out of the content
they produce. They have costs, no doubt, they need equipment,
models, studios, distribution channels, webmasters, graphic
artists and who knows what else...
There is a trend now to distribute this
content over several sites with different names and different
portals. Every site looks unique, but once inside you get
your deja vue. Been there - seen it.
So far so good, but what I - and I assume we all - don't
want is to be fooled. This
site which belongs to a whole group of other Bestiality
portals is a text book example of what we dont like.
It's a 100% copy of www.petsex.com...
evey pic, every movie, even the layout
in the membersection is the same even the images all have
the same logo: www.petsex.com...it
stinks...
Now to the Technical point of
few:
Membership is $ 32,95 30 days, auto renews every 30
days, billed by dpbill.com
Member Section consits
of
News
just a list of latest updates..not
many though
Movies
Dogs - 32 movies splitted into
640 clips
Horses - 6 movies - 54 clips
Goats - 3 movies - 60 clips
Eels - 3 movies - 53 clips
Misc - 1 movie - 8 clips (Packman's cow leaper here...)
Pictures
sorted in the same way
as Movies, all pictures are movie captures in medium/good
quality.
Stories
Quite a load of reading
stuff there.
Audio Stories
RealAudio required - 4
stories
Intercative
Chat (was disabled when
I was there)- Webboard - Poll
Guides
quite some guides nothing
new, go to The Packman Files and you find much more
Video shop
Contact
Help
The site is easy to navigate, movie
and picture archive is driven by the Image Folio engine,
downloads come very fast over 70kB/sec...2 open sockets/tasks
allowed...
Movies come in .rm/ram or .asf format, the older movies
in .rm format only. Whereas the asf clips and some of the
newer .ram clips show outstanding quality the older rm movies
lack heavily....typical length is 1
min per clip with a sze of ~2MB for .rm/ram and 3.6MB for
.asf files
Conclusion:
As a stand-alone site I would really rank them high above
the average Beast site. They have good content (I'm not
as harsh as Packman ;-> )But why joining Animalperverts.com
when you can get the same stuff from Petsex.com? I mean
I leave it up to you which site you prefer...
its all
the same...
Ian©
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